Part 2.

Toy tales. In honour of getting some energy back post cold - I decided to have a little party.

@MasterSalfron told me to categorize all my sextoys into one list. This not only gave me the excuse to break them all out, but also gave me the opportunity to boil them all so I’d have nice clean toys waiting for me should I…need them. Nothing quite like being disappointed, all spread out ready to go, only to find that your fav hasn’t “recovered” from your last session. I guess the next step in sex-toy innovation would be to add legs to the little fuckers so they could go clean themselves :)

Butt Toys

Mini Darts

Ah, the ever useful plug. I have him in small, large and bumpy. Bumpy was my final plug purchase (unless you count el-grande as a plug…but I have yet to…cross that frontier) and continues to be my favourite. While he doesn’t have the increased width at the bottom, he makes up for in…texture. Bumpy also enjoys participating in dual penetration and quiet picnics in the park.

Big Beads

I was at the Taboo “Everything about sex” show in 2005 when I picked these up. Their size was…mesmerizing. I don’t consider myself a sizist, but sometimes I just like to put as much into me as possible. It feels good. Unfortunately, it *IS* rubber, so I tend to play with him covered in latex. Also, it wasn’t the best craftmanship as the seam is kind of rough. The condom fixes that and keeps him from getting an odor so there are no problems. This one I usually reserve for solo play, but I’m open to options :)

El-Grande

I bought this on special from Womyn’s Wear. I suppose it went on discount as no one could conceive this as an anal plug. I’ll admit, I didn’t buy it knowing it was an anal plug. I thought he was just a squat fat toy (whom I soon learned made bath time fun). I checked on the WW website a few weeks later and saw that he was supposed to be an anal plug and was shocked. I have yet to attempt ass-penetration with him, so while I have listed him under the plugs, playtime with El-Grande usually involves my straddling the bathtub and riding him home.

Dills

Big Purple

I’m sure that the name at the shop was more interesting, but I have since lost the packaging. Also, when this thing is crammed up inside of me - I don’t tend to care about “proper names”. People become “ugh” or “oh my fucking god”. In fact, I’m not even sure if I’d recognize the colour purple with this guy. He scares most people who get to see Big Purple, so he’s not for the faint of heart. If I haven’t been warmed up (and sometimes even when I am) I cringe when he comes out to play…then I moan. He’s pretty dense silicone and has some “realistic” veins around the outside, but when I’m that stretched out, a few extra bumps don’t seem to make that much of a difference.

Tiger

Tiger is a fun factory GEM. He’s currently split for 1st with my curve. Since he doubles nicely, I have come to love his ridges and bumps in my pussy or ass. He is a very film silicone with a small suction base. It doesn’t stick to everything, but it will stick to my coffee table :)

Gigolo G2

This purple pleasure is from my simpler days. Since he can’t be boiled (he’s a vibrator), I keep him around for simple penetration play. Sometimes you need a slightly squishy, straight and narrow friend. I love that he has a “ergonomically shaped control unit”. No joke: http://www.funfactory.de/usa/produkte.php?pmenuid=25&produktid=237&

Curve

When I brought him home, I had been alone for 2 months after a strenuous move. Not only did he make me feel less lonely, but I’m pretty sure this fucker cured cancer. The handle curve at the end makes it perfect for handling (solo or in pairs), but doesn’t work *as* well with someone else wielding the controls. The head is pronounced so he makes for insane double pen play and hits my g-spot without too much work. He’s a bit flimsier but the handle is pretty firm and I haven’t got any control complaints. #winner.

Vibes

Hitashi Wand

Why did I wait so long to get one of these? Not only was I a “sometimes”-climax kinda girl, but I also had a hard time doing it alone. Now…WHO NEEDS ANYONE?? I am sure the future will be full of women who lay on their backs all day coming over and over again while consuming food via pill form. Their robotic companions will take care of all the chores. Truly, the future looks bright/bleak. I have yet to get any attachments, but I’m not in a rush. I haven’t quite come in all possible positions yet :D

Mini Pearl

A basic must have. While I have moved to the nirvana state that is owning a Hitachi, one should never be so self-centered as to forget bed partners. This vibe is great to hold just against my slit (but not quite my clit) as someone penetrates me from behind. They can feel it through my lips without being over stimulated and I can feel it all over. Writing this stuff is turning me on…perhaps I should take a break? ….

…back! ;)

Magic Bullet

I still keep him around, but honestly, he’s the most disappointing thing in my tickle trunk. Wastes batteries (watch batteries) and has barely any vibration. I have yet to try him in any vibe case/shell that fits him, but I’m just not that inspired. I might update this if I ever get the chance.

Accessories

Cock ring/clit berry

This makes partner sex amazing. I really find myself grinding like mad whenever my partner wears this one. The bumps are positions to just reach your bits, so I usually find myself pushing the berry part up against my clit, which just makes me ride harder. I suggest this for all couples.

Nipple clamps

This y-design means thinking inside the box…or outside…or…never mind. They have a slider-squeeze function which means that you can easily change the tension without having them slide off accidentally. The rubber tips allow for rougher play without concern of nicks or cuts. Have I mentioned the 3rd chain & clamp??

I have home made chopstick genitorture clamps and a metal pinwheel that I also bring out from time to time, but tumblr seems to restrict photo posts to ten. I’ll have to post these separately…along with my cuffs, ball gag, smart balls and other fancy stuff!